A Muslim (in my opinion, dumb ass asks a scholar)
I want to know whether it is correct for couples to sleep naked in the night. And how many times in 24 hours can a husband and wife have intercourse is there anything specified in Islam and medical point of view is there any restriction that it effects ones health and he /she feels tired? How to know whether wife got the orgasm after male's ejaculation because in one of your Fatwa you stated that females get orgasm in more time than males ejaculate. Is it allowed to put fingers in wife's vagina during foreplay? Please don't quote with any other Fatwa tell separately. After the birth of the child after how many days couple can have intercourse?
(First I will point out what dumb idiocy is presented here. These questions are all taught in high school and are common knowledge. Before the pedo…I mean scholar gives his enlightenment I will answer the questions.)
1. There is nothing wrong with going all nude in the night
2. You can have sex as much as you want in the night depending on the consent of both parties. Sex is good and it burns calories. If you want to go at it multiple times in the night then good on you.
3. You know a woman has orgasmed because she’ll squirt or scream really loud when her climax comes and she’ll shudder. Some women will tell you as they will say “Oh God I’m gonna cum. Oh baby I’m cumming.’ If she is screaming really loud and her vagina is exceptionally wet you know an orgasm is on the way.
4. Yes you can put your fingers up there and a lot of other things up there too ;). Perhaps you will find the G-spot. She’ll go through the roof.
5. The quran says you cannot have sex with a woman while she is on her period. After childbirth a woman has post-natal bleeding which can last from six to eight weeks.
And the pedo…I mean scholar replies:
All perfect praise be to Allaah, The Lord of the Worlds. I testify that there is none worthy of worship except Allaah, and that Muhammad is His slave and Messenger. We ask Allaah to exalt his mention as well as that of his family and all his companions.
(If only you followed that eh?)
Spouses can sleep naked and can see nude each other as we mentioned in our Fatwa82530 and 87404. (Well Abdullah Bin Magic Carpet, sounds better than the fatwa issued by the Grand Mufti of Egypt.)
There is no limitation in enjoying one's wife. One may have sex according to his ability as long as it does not cause harm to him or his wife. We advise you to consult any trustworthy doctor in this matter. For more information, please read Fataawa 90366and 84944. (Yes doctors are good but I am sure the karma sutra should suffice.)
One may insert his left-hand finger in his wife's vagina but it is not advisable as we mentioned in our Fatwa 87972. (There is nothing wrong with putting your fingers in her kitty no matter which hand. You need to arouse her before you stick your pipi in her gigi.)
After childbirth one can not have sex with his wife before she has completely stopped bleeding. See Fatwa 81879.
Allaah Knows best.
(Basically what I said and I am just a young university student. You do not need to go to a scholar for these things. You get this knowledge from education, friends, doctors and sex experts.)
We know you don’t worship Allah.
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